Living Longer One Laugh at a Time! Comedy Column

Living Longer One Laugh at a Time

An ever growing collection of laughs by Sebastian Locals! Check back to see our’s growing list of laughs!

Eye see! By Don Vannice

When you’re 89 years old, your eyesight, hearing, and memory have pretty much left the building. I went to an eye doctor last week and the dude says to me…“Sir, you have 2 cataracts.” I said…“No, I have one Chevy!” “If I could afford 2 Cadillacs I would have gone to a smarter doctor!!”

True story: Whoops! By Don Vannice

True story: My wife ended up in the E. R. a couple of years ago. I sent out a family text to our 6 children…“Mom is in the hospital with shortness of breath and her b.p. is really high.” In my panic, I didn’t proof read the text. It went out…“Mom is in the hospital with shortness of breath and her boyfriend is really high.”

My son immediately texted me from California…“Do we need to talk?”

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